Mine would be:
My dentist gives me a new one every time I visit which is every six months.
Starz you really go that often? I go every other year and they still find nothing wrong. I scrape and floss and brush a lot
Yes I do. It costs me nothing, I have great insurance.
You're lucky, keep up the good work.
Great reply, thanks.
Quite a few things, but the microwave comes to mind. It's still working fine, and it came with the house back in 2004.
That's great.... some don't last 2 years.
I didn't know the new ones were so unreliable. I guess it would be a good idea to not replace this one until it totally stops working, then. :)
I would keep it as long as it still works.
Right plus if you use it rarely why would you need a new one?
Well, even if I used it rarely, I'd probably want to get a new if it stopped working. Since I do use it every day for something, that is why I mentioned it in response to this question.
How much did you buy, a truck load?
Does it come in a jar, a tank, or what? I need some of that.
Three years, you gotta be kidding. More like 6 months. lol
So, Get your British butt off those posts.
ha ha JD you must do your cleaning with more elbow grease than spray? I will scrub something all day long if it means I don't need to smell those yucky cleaners.
always baking soda and vinegar. I have some good ones that have no smell bartenders friend. And I do like bleach so everything is clean just not overly fragrant.
What is a hob?
or a toaster.
Lip balm...I buy eos at Costco...so I don't run out.
I use it everyday to breathe and I last filled a tank for a cutting torch about a year ago.
Do you have a breathing problem? I hope not.
No, I don't have any breathing problems.
The oxygen I use everyday comes out of the air.
Underpants. And I am due.
I would have guessed you go commando, Vic.
Oh I don't wear them.
Then what do you use them for, if you don't wear them?
And what would they be due for?
(Uh, oh... a TMI response might be in the offing here.)
'They' are not due, I am. I am due to buy them, like OP asks.
It's a long story about buying underpants for a certain someone and then using them in a challenge. And then she started buying them, apparently enjoying that challenge, and well I am due to be the purchaser as its been a long time.
It sounds like you're describing underpants cross-dressing. But I thought you said up above that you don't wear them, which still leaves the question of how you use them every day.
Well, I'd assume that you would occasionally undress as well.
omg... you're right, Ser.
Your mom looks like a nice lady. No wonder you turned out so nice.
The picture was taken after she had her sex-change operation.
Ouch nobody needed to see that
Whaddaya mean, me, Ser? Vic's the one with the underwear fetish.
Here is a new one
And here is one for you.
It's just the right size
Just be careful not to pee on the astroturf.
It's fake AstroTurf anyways... if anything what I need to watch out for is the cactus plants.
It would pay for you to back off and aim in those cases.
Back off? Then the aim will be worse jk
Yes, but the cactus pricks will be less.
I think I'm just gonna upgrade, to one with more water and less cactus
Good idea. Those prickly cactuses are risky.
I sure wouldn't want to get picked
Do they make red ones?
Cool. I've never seen a red one.
I've heard, only crazy people, rock stars and those that live like rock stars have red rooms, so which one are you? JK
That's great, that stuff can get very expensive.
yes, and it's a lot more appropriate than my first answer
Napkins - I get more than I need every time I go to work. But I may need to stop working because I can't use a cell phone.
Wow, that's a long time. Congrats.