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My dentist gives me a new one every time I visit which is every six months.

@StarzAbove Mine would be: My dentist gives me a new...

Starz you really go that often? I go every other year and they still find nothing wrong. I scrape and floss and brush a lot

I've had this one for about 12 years. :)

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Quite a few things, but the microwave comes to mind. It's still working fine, and it came with the house back in 2004.

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@2747541

How much did you buy, a truck load?

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@2747553

Does it come in a jar, a tank, or what? I need some of that.

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@2747573

Three years, you gotta be kidding. More like 6 months. lol

So, Get your British butt off those posts. biggrin smiliehehe smiliehehe smiliehehe smiliehehe smiliehug smilie

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@2747553

ha ha JD you must do your cleaning with more elbow grease than spray? I will scrub something all day long if it means I don't need to smell those yucky cleaners.

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@2747962

always baking soda and vinegar. I have some good ones that have no smell bartenders friend. And I do like bleach so everything is clean just not overly fragrant.

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Lip balm...I buy eos at Costco...so I don't run out.

Underpants. And I am due.

@VicZinc Underpants. And I am due.

I would have guessed you go commando, Vic. hehe smilie

@VicZinc Oh I don't wear them.

Then what do you use them for, if you don't wear them?

And what would they be due for?

(Uh, oh... a TMI response might be in the offing here.) wary smilie

@Thinkerbell Then what do you use them for, if you don't wear them? And what would they be due for? (Uh, oh... a TMI response...

'They' are not due, I am. I am due to buy them, like OP asks.

It's a long story about buying underpants for a certain someone and then using them in a challenge. And then she started buying them, apparently enjoying that challenge, and well I am due to be the purchaser as its been a long time.

@VicZinc 'They' are not due, I am. I am due to buy them, like OP asks. It's a long story about buying underpants for a...

It sounds like you're describing underpants cross-dressing. But I thought you said up above that you don't wear them, which still leaves the question of how you use them every day. think smilie

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@2747969

omg... you're right, Ser. ono smilie
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@Thinkerbell omg... you're right, Ser.

Your mom looks like a nice lady. No wonder you turned out so nice.

@VicZinc Your mom looks like a nice lady. No wonder you turned out so nice.

The picture was taken after she had her sex-change operation. biggrin smilie

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@2748906

Whaddaya mean, me, Ser?  Vic's the one with the underwear fetish.  hehe smilie

http://www.amirite.com/819197-w...g-time/2747981

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@2747958

Do they make red ones?

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@2747982

Cool. I've never seen a red one.

@2747958

I've heard, only crazy people, rock stars and those that live like rock stars have red rooms, so which one are you? wink smiliexp smilie JK biggrin smilie

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@Zolfie Tech

That's great, that stuff can get very expensive.

@StarzAbove That's great, that stuff can get very expensive.

yes, and it's a lot more appropriate than my first answer xp smilie

Napkins - I get more than I need every time I go to work. But I may need to stop working because I can't use a cell phone.

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@2748616

Wow, that's a long time. Congrats.

Oxygen...

I use it everyday to breathe and I last filled a tank for a cutting torch about a year ago.

Our house. biggrin smilie

@Zolfie Here is a new one

And here is one for you. xp smilie
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@Thinkerbell And here is one for you.

Awe thanks!

It's just the right size

@Zolfie Awe thanks! It's just the right size

YW! biggrin smilie

Just be careful not to pee on the astroturf. xp smilie

@Thinkerbell YW! Just be careful not to pee on the astroturf.

It's fake AstroTurf anyways... if anything what I need to watch out for is the cactus plants.

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