Also about life and biggest+56You never know the biggest day of your life is going to be the biggest. amirite?
Also about biggest secret+337No one has a deep dark and dramatic secret like in all the movies. The biggest secret people have is that they're gay, play webkinz, or watch porn. amirite?
Also about Life+58There is at least one person in the world who HATES you and there's nothing you can do about it, amirite? More
Also about life and secret+240You have at some point kind of wondered if there was a certain age you turn where you find out some huge secret about life/the world that everyone that age and above has to keep a secret from youth, amirite?
Also about Life+47Finding something important you can't find and are desperately looking for is such a relief, you not only find it, you find yourself again, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life, biggest, and secret+488When someone finds out one of your biggest secrets, you imagine they're constantly thinking about it and spreading it around. In reality, they're probably like, "Cool secret. Now I'm going to get on with my life.", amirite?