I dyed my hair a nice shade of purply-maroon, streaks really...it's only temporary but my sister doesn't know that...ha.
Occasionally I leave the toilet seat up if my wife pissed me off. It's just a little defiance for fun.
I pity your wife. It's such a shocker to sit down in the water. I do hope you flushed first. Lol.
Yes. I tell the truth.
I've always told folks. I will tell you first if a habit pisses me off. I will give you a pass if you do it again. The third time I will I will draw the conclusion you are trying deliberately to piss me off.
Yes. lol lol
Nope...don't have time for such shenanigans.
Just the occasional leaving of the shower knob in the shower position instead of the tub-spout.
When I was younger I was willing to cut off my nose to spite my face. Not so much anymore.