+1

Best crazy lines to use in bad situations, make up your own: 1. Right before a fight where it’s just the two of you. “Ok there’s twelve of me and only one of you. I think we’ve got this.” 2. When a pan handler is aggressively begging you for money. Whisper real loudly while looking around..”Shh! Quiet! Holy Shit! You can actually see me?!!!”