Also about alive today+604The next time someone says "What would <dead person here> do if he were alive today?" you should respond "Scream and scratch the lid of their coffin," amirite?
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Also about Animals & Nature+39Dogs feet smell like cool ranch Doritos because of the specific bacteria that is developed in a dogs foot. amirite?
Also about alive today+66It's neat how something born centuries ago can still be alive today because of its influential powers, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+103It's weird how if you knock something down in a dark place in fiction, you hear a cat screeching but never a dog, amirite?
Also about alive today-87If Thomas Jefferson were alive today, he'd be a member of the tea party, amirite?
Also about alive today+251It's scary to think about the many animals alive today, that could be extinct tomorrow, amirite?