Reminds me of when I played baseball.
My cousin got hit between the eyes, trying to catch a fly ball.
He had two black eyes and looked like a raccoon..
"Cool Story, Bro".
"What a wonderful life".
The middle would be hollowed out to hold a gun, a survival poncho and waterproof matches..
"James Bond - he was a bird lover, an unsatisfying lover and sometimes went for a helicopter of his own choosing." Right, next: Bring us the Turd for the Match of death or a more humiliating death: Marko. What a stupid name to die by. Sign here, please... There we go. Now, release the penguins!
"Still Crazy After All These Years"
The Silence Between the Noise or TOMBOY PRINCESS: The story of a girl who managed to make femininity tomboyish
To be Continued
"Being in the sane in an insane world."