Also about Animals & Nature+53The idea that dogs age 7x faster than humans was probably invented by someone whose dog died young and couldn't accept it. amirite?
Also about judge jeanine+18A pissed-off Judge Jeanine in full makeup invading your night's sleep. 😲 - scary or effing what?? amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+53Given the mess that pigeons make; it's a good thing cows can't fly. amirite?
Also about hide, murder, and hiding+337If you want to murder someone, hide outside the shower curtain when they are in the shower, instead of hiding behind it. That way you will have the element of surprise, and all they will be able to do is think "crap. I'm naked", amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+68Dogs wouldn't even know what to do with thumbs if they had them. amirite?
Also about murder and hiding+89People arrested for murder should always be denied bond, since if the person in fact committed murder, he/she would have nothing to lose and everything to gain by going into hiding as a fugitive, Amirite?
Also about food, hide, and hiding+177You always find yourself shedding involuntary tears in an argument making for some interesting ways to hide the tears such as hiding behind the refrigerator door pretending to get food. It voids your argument, amirite?
Also about food, hide, and lock+645Antione Dodson's Christmas Carol: Well obviously it's Christmas time in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your chimney, he's snatching your cookies up, trying to eat 'em so y'all need to hide your food, hide your milk, lock your fridge. Cause he's eatin' errthing out here. amirite?