Also about friends+289Friends don't offer friends hardcore drugs. Anybody who wants you to wind up like Amy Winehouse or Whitney Houston doesn't give a fuck about you. AND those are just best case scenarios because they were rich and talented. amirite?
Also about friends+348It's irritating when Facebook suggests friends for you when you have only one mutual friend with that person. Sure, Facebook, I want to become friends with my summer camp acquaintance's mom's personal trainer, amirite?
Also about friends+351Good friends give comfort when you're crying; Best friends go get the shovel to bury the loser who made you cry. amirite?
Also about friends+212You don't understand the whole new "friend-zoning" concept. Since when was someone supposed to fall in love/wanna bang all of his/her friends of the opposite sex? Guys should understand that just because they're nice to a girl doesn't mean she has to date them, and girls should understand that just because they're not a hoe doesn't mean the guy has to date them, and they should both understand that sometimes people just want to fucking stay friends. Amirite?