TomboyJanets avatar Jokes & Humour
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What you have isn’t what matters now is it

I'd rather just steal it!

Anyone who thinks they can impress me with money and flashy gizmos probably also believes:
1. Wal Mart customers care about the employee dress code
2. Kids will stop doing drugs if a cartoon character with a backwards cap tells them its uncool in a rap song
3. In santa Claus
4. The Flat Earth crap
5. The moon landing was fake.
6. Trump cares about anything more than himself or Putin
7. Bellbottoms and leisure suits should make a comeback
8. Kevin Federline was a talented musician
9. WWE is too intellectual for them
10. I will one day wish to be a housewife with 10 kids

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