Also about car and formula 1+190My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch Formula 1 too. She was happy with this analogy - I just never mentioned I also go to Hertz for the occasional rental, amirite?
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Also about Technology+38You wish there was a button on the remote that turned up the intelligence. amirite?
Also about fast and track+285There are three types of guys on a high school track team... The strong/fast/muscular type, the skinny twigs who are really fast, and the guys who did it in middle school who are in it only because there are no cuts, amirite?
Also about slow, cars, and drivers+79Slow drivers on one lane roads must never think there is any traffic even with hundreds of cars behind them. amirite?
Also about slow, fast, and car+213There is no correct windshield wiper setting on your car. It's either so slow it just smears the water around or so fast it's distracting, amirite?
Also about car+101When you're on the subway in New York and you see a semi-empty train car surrounded by two crowded ones, do anything but enter that car, amirite?
Also about slow and fast+196Life is like a highway. As a child you wanted to grow up so fast, so you took the fast lane. But now that you are grown up, you realize that the fast lane is too fast, so you try moving into the slow lane. But no matter how hard you try, you can't slow yourself down, and for once in your life, you wish a cop would pull you over. amirite?
Also about Technology-20With the right phone i could take over the world, amirite?