You must be a very active ranter Ha!
I broke my ankle gardening.
Going head first into cubby holes, my head hit one of the corner edges and started bleeding. I was in kindergarden and the floor was freshly mopped and wet.
Got an hour, maybe two?
Zip line. Tnwice. Once as a kid head slammed into a tree. 2nd time fell into bushes and branch ripped through my pants and thigh. First funny. Second Not funny.
Scratched my cornea on a bag of chicken.
Leaned down to pick up my golf ball and my knee gave out. Next thing you know, knee replacement. Crazy stuff!
No knee trouble prior?
Not in the last 40 years.
Wow. That is a bit out of the ordinary....
Yep. Just one of those surprises of getting older. Ha!
Walking into a dark room, thinking that I know where everything is, and still hitting my leg on a coffee table.
I can think of at least two, right off. One was when I fell asleep with my reading glasses on, and laid my head down on the earpiece. It went into my ear, and I woke up thinking somebody must be trying to kill me..that's how much it hurt.