I wouldn't get too cocky, the next prayer you might be saying is to rid you of the heart disease that doughnut shop will bring.
Ha, good point, and it might not even be the heart disease.
But get rid of
~ all the traffic
~ customers being loud and noisy while you're trying to sleep
~ all the cops who would then be always around
All fair points :)
Or God.. if you could see to it that I gain an easy $100M and I'll put that donut shop up myself.
I think God may frown at your dismissive attitude towards the Amen and all of that, dare I say it, no donut shop for you my friend!
If I was God I would put like four donut shops on your street. 24hr jobbies, that would deliver because you are like literally next door and you would just have to shout your order out of the kitchen window, or, the bedroom window, depending where you were in the house, thus satisfying all of your donuty desires.
I would also make sure you won Lotto, so you always had the credits to buy the donuts.
Should I finish with “I hope your significant other is doing well.” ? :)
DW2 don't ask for such a thing. It will stink up your neighborhood and make you fat. Better if you must walk a mile to get a donut
My wife said No. I can't buy one.
You need only be offended by the male chauvinist pigs who do nothing but keep their eyes upon holes, as the meme points out.
Oh, wait... the rest are keeping their eyes upon the doughnuts. You can be offended by them too.
I know how you feel. Just yesterday, it was all I could do to barely escape from a Pepsi mess some guy had made.
Not any more, thank God. It's cold in the Great White North! I warmed up with some absinthe.
It's about time some decency prevailed.
Not when she gets stuck in Chuck's Pepsi and has to leave her clothes behind in order to escape.
I those days, you probably could buy a doughnut for a nickel, and maybe your uncle would give you a dime for the doughnut hole.
Dear God, please don't put a donut shop on my street, I would then have 50 lbs. to lose.
I love DQ, but hardly have one. There is a DQ about 2-1/2 miles from my home. lol
Ha, that's tempting, but I'll pass, I'll go to Wendy's and get a frosty, they are just as good. Yummy.
I live on a short quiet street, I wouldn't want a store on it. I like how it's quiet and generally you know who's there and who's visiting. But a good close semi close shop might be nice