Flattery will get you_____! Amirite? Please fill in the blank.

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a smile and maybe even a hug if ya meant it wink smilie

Flattened!! :P

A smile, and a Thank You from Starz. lol

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@2766980

Naah... in Trump's case it takes money or power, not flattery.

And then NBC has to sit on the tape for 10 years until it thinks it has a chance to sway an election in the direction it wants. biggrin smilie

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@2767103

There once was a lying Canuck,
Who with politics always was stuck.
Like many a lib,
He would lie and he'd fib,
And if things got too hot, he'd just duck. hello smilie

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@2767116

Naah... I'm not that mean.
It's Starz's post after all, so I'll flatter her.

Umm... let's see now... errr... uhh...
I'll get back to you later. biggrin smilie

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@2767129

What are you scared about?

I said I'd get back to you later when I thought of something flattering. biggrin smilie

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@2767099

Just for the record, Starz, it wasn't me who first brought up Trump. biggrin smilie

http://www.amirite.com/820023-f...-blank/2766980

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@2766990

CBS does it too, or at least tries. biggrin smilie
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@2767004

No, they do it too, but Fox is 1 out of maybe 10 major US propaganda news channels?

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@2767007

One propaganda news channel is right wing, all the rest are left wing, although some pretend otherwise.
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@2767012

Ok, Portnoy... I'm off!   biggrin smilie

My middle finger, on occasion. Usually not...really though, insincere praise and compliments mean nothing to me, and I'm pretty sure I recognize flattery when I see or hear it, more often than not.

Nowhere. Wait, is this another paraprosdokian? In that case, a huge fan base.

Arrested.

@urwutuis Arrested.

ahaha In this day and age, one has to be careful who they pay a compliment to!!!! lol

a smile smile smilie

Gushed with slime and smashed with pies

@RobertVonnik Gushed with slime and smashed with pies

Hahaha, you sure get smashed with pies a lot. lol What's your favorite? lol

@RobertVonnik Its between coconut cream pie and chocolate cream pie

I agree with the chocolate cream, one of my favorites, also banana cream....yummy!

@StarzAbove I agree with the chocolate cream, one of my favorites, also banana cream....yummy!

Hmmm banana cream is really good as well. Anyways, any cream pie (real or shaving) will do when pie smashing happens to me lol XD

@StarzAbove I've never had a pie smashed in my face....lol Not sure I'd appreciate that. lol

lol its understandable XD most would not take it and would rather do the smashing. Personally, I enjoy it because its sort of thrilling, fun and humiliating

@StarzAbove Sounds like you have a great attitude, and that's great.

Thanks, I try to be lol especially when dealing with lady friends who pranks on guys like me XD as long they're cute and happy then I'm fine with it

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