Also by Masha0If prostitution is indeed the world's oldest profession, then the world's oldest mental disorder is Stockholm syndrome. Amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about Science+9If you are a 4th dimensional being, we can only interact with your 3rd dimensional shadow. just like our 2nd dimensional shadow we can obliterate it with light or merge it in darkness but it'll be restored regardless! so if we hurt your 3D shadow it will regenerate like an immortal being ! amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about phase+265First Rihanna went through her normal poppy R&B girl phase (S.O.S), then she got beat by Chris Brown and went into her depressed suicidal phase (Russian Roulette), and how she's in her "I'm too good for you/crazy" phase (S&M), amirite?
Also about life and attempts+21When a person's luck SEEMS to be opposite to that of everyone else for the worse, despite more attempts, harder attempts, being more faithful, courageous, loving & caring than others who are hateful, narcissist, abusive dominating, and yet- they find love like it's nothing, like there's no earning the other's trust or heart, almost as if the others are wolves in sheep's clothing, while the 1 underachiever is an angel mistaken for the devil, then rather than that being just a ridiculous coincidence, bad luck, a curse, or a result of 'not trying hard enough', it's just the way life is, amirite?
Also about Science+37Perfect smooth skin is a myth. Everyone's skin has texture that can't be avoided. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?