How did the sweet relish get from the door to the edge of the shelf, in the refrigerator? And how, without slamming the door, did it fall?
Um... fridge elves of course. Same ones that turn the light off when you shut the door
Of course, i say, as i smack my forehead!:)
What the hell am I doing here?
Ive asked that in the past, myself.
I think we all have.
It was just that it was such a mess. All i wanted was to eat my dinner and melt into my couch. I havent used that relish in i dont know when. I dont remember moving it:[
Was insensed enough that i had to ask....
No. Not so grand. Not feeling very deep right now:]
Im shaking my head and smiling a big smile at that, john.
Oh, that's the problem, since you hadn't had it in quite a while, it was just feeling neglected and wanted to get your attention.
Wrong kind of attention. It's leap was suicidal. It is now coffined in the trash....
Having to move my fridge was, by no means, my imagination, rev.
Based off the title alone, I was going to say
Where's the pizza! It's been 20 mins now!
Oh, i cleaned it up immediately. I eventually got to my desired gooey state.:]
That is awfully kind. I would have appreciated that, for certain.:)
Oh NO...not an amusing moment, for sure. I have some of those gremlins who move stuff around when I'm not looking, too. I don't like them.
What am I doing this for?