Hello everyone! It's been hell of awhile since I've been on here. Everything looks the same and... smells the same for sure, so it's like I never left. How's everyone been in the 11 or so months?
It's been a hot and sunny Aftermorn when the golden figure approached the facility. His face and body were fuzzed and fluffed as if he walked out of a dryer. Good thing he remembered to use fabric softener that morning, well coffee that is. It grows hair on your chest. Not even five minutes in, and already is causing problems for the locals. He's tall, handsome, and he just shattered every lightbulb he passed in front of. He apologises eloquently, so it's okay. "Hello everyone!" he utters with elegance.