Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour-1The Joe Biden memes that have been trending lately are done by Liberals to make people laugh and think Joe and Obama are cool , amirite? More
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life, hours, and wasted+346It would kinda suck if we could somehow find out the number of hours of our life we've wasted on the computer, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+55Santa's clothing must feel terribly uncomfortable while delivering presents in the Southern Hemisphere, amirite?
Also about life and wasted+259it's really irritating to hear people say "YOLO" simply to justify their constant partying, drinking, and drug use. That is not what YOLO is about. It's about actually doing something meaningful with your life, something that people will remember. Going out and partying and constantly getting wasted is frankly a waste of a perfectly good life. There is so much more you can do with your life, but the drugs blind you to anything other than the next high, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+4Yowzer... That's not a good look for you today, Amirite? More