People have more germs than pets.
That's because you don't sniff his ass often enough.
My fish never wash their paws
I don't have a dog...just fish...Thanks for asking.
How is the fish, that looks like a dog?
Not any dogfish, but I do have some catfish.
I never realized, that cats and fishes can reproduce with each other.
Possible, but only certain times of the month.
I had a dog (Yorkshire terrier), but lost it in my divorce settlement.
I always have a warning sign with me. Nuclear fallout is contaminous.
No, when they lick their paws they're just tasting the human