Also about called+191If sea monkeys can be called that and look nothing like real monkeys, humans should be called land jellyfish, amirite?
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Also about mirror+58The internet is the rear-view-mirror of life. As with driving a car, you need to check it frequently. But getting all your ideas there is like trying to drive while fixating on the mirror. Personal creativity is life’s windshield. Every time you come up with something new you move us all forward. Amirite?
Also about called+114If a group of guys hanging out is called a sausage fest then a group of girls hanging out should be called taco time, amirite?
Also about called+164The world is a giant version of a child's life. Other countries are your giant siblings with whom you always get into giant cat fights called wars. You have to do your big chore known as your job. And if you make a big no-no called a crime, then the big mommy known as the judge puts you in the big time-out known as jail, amirite?
Also about mirror+136It sucks when you're driving at night and a truck drives up behind you because then you see his left headlight in your left mirror, his right headlight in your right mirror, and then both his headlights in your rear view mirror, amirite?