Also about children+239Alcohol creates lust. Lust brings fornication. Fornication brings children. Children become adults. Adults are miserable. Misery loves company. Company finds bars. Bars serve alcohol. Alcohol creates lust. It's the circle of life, amirite?
Also about children and eventually+205E-books will eventually replace paperbacks (once people abandon nostalgia for practicality), but interactive children's books that have pop-ups, "touch and feel" textures, and finger puppets should survive, amirite?
Also about children and eventually+511People should stop baking things with love. Eventually, some greedy bastard scientist over at Coca-Cola will figure out love's formula, chemically reproduce it, and then get starving Chinese children to do nonstop manual labor in Coke's factories, producing the most amount of LOVE#57 for the least cost as Coke's CEO sits on a pile of coins, smoking a cigar, laughing maniacally as he rolls it in. So next time someone asks you what's in the cookies, just say, "Fuck you, that's what." Amirite?
Also about eventually and treat+68If we'd treat people like we treat our dogs they'd eventually start to love us for real, amirite?