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Dicks stopped selling "assault" weapons and investors thought their sales (and shares price) would plummet. Hedge funds around the globe jumped to short shares of of the stock. Today Dick’s announced higher than expected earning and the stocks rose nearly 25% as investors scrambled to cover their losses. This is an omen.

Image for post Dicks stopped selling "assault" weapons and investors thought their sales (and shares price) would plummet. Hedge funds around the globe jumped to short shares of of the stock. Today Dick’s announced higher than expected earning and the stocks rose nearly 25% as investors scrambled to cover their losses. This is an omen.

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Good for them, no one should be able to sell or buy assault weapons.....

StarzAbove +3Reply

Remember "Pet Rocks"? Was that an omen too?

Will_Janitor Disagree +3Reply

@Will_Janitor Remember "Pet Rocks"? Was that an omen too?

I can't remember. Probably, everything is youknow.

VicZinc Agree +1Reply

What a dick move

Crimson +1Reply

An omen?
That's kind of supernatural Vic.
So, is it an omen for good or evil?

Budwick -1Reply

@Budwick An omen? That's kind of supernatural Vic. So, is it an omen for good or evil?

You decide. Prognosticators assumed the Trumpette's boycott would kill the brand. Instead Davd Hogglets swamped the store and boosted profits.

Good omen for midterm libs.

VicZinc Agree 0Reply

@VicZinc You decide. Prognosticators assumed the Trumpette's boycott would kill the brand. Instead Davd Hogglets swamped...

Or, since "Prognosticators" haven't been doing so well Prognosticating as of late, MAYBE a lot of free press right at the time people are thinking of doing outdoor stuff was free advertising.

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