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"Hello little girl! Would you like some candy?"

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Oops! Should I have included the sarcasm warning?

Got a stick of gum?..

Pretending to be a dog, letting them pet me, until everyone is comfortable... and then trying to explain to them, I can talk too! xp smilie

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Do you need to borrow some eggs?

I usually welcome them to Amirite and hope they enjoy the site.

A song is always a good conversation starter!
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"My mom gave me a plastic bag full of washed fresh red potatoes/potatos, would you like to come over to my place and peel the creepy stuff out of them? I could boil them first, before frying 'em on the pan. I have some meaty sauce she made, waiting for the union procedure... Don't worry, she has five children, she doesn't have any clue of what sex is about, Gerard Liz Borden."

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She's going to kill me with a left figure skating blade.

That's the nature of things. Romance cannot come without bitchin' and pain. Usually in parallel order, though.

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