Was going to suggest a bullshit award, but I think it's been taken...
You mean someone beat me to it?!?
Wait, I have a better idea... scroll to the bottom!
I got it... How's about a no bullshit award?
Yeah that's right bull! Only Zolfieshit allowed!
Wait... Zolfie is a Taurus!
Interesting, it goes to the person with the least sh!t?
The person who spews the least bs receives the award
This award would be for the celebrity that said the stupidest thing for that week. The nominees are too numerous to count.
Invent a Prize? ... one Billion Dollars! ... and it would go to me since I'm awesome (and because it's my prize, so I get to pick the winner )
But more serious, I would invent something the JD Power Award, which a lot of people seem to think company just buy, like a sponsorship (not saying they do, but what people think), and companies are coming to them and maybe paying them money.
Basically an award, that's suppose to mean something, companies are really in demanded for it, and willing to pay me a lot to get it.
Best Drama Queen
What have you done to poor Red Curly? Lorrie is all whitey...
Been out in the sun too long.
Armageddon is coming... Surely. That is a sign!
And stop calling me Shirley.
For sure, surely. lol
Can I nominate Jim Carrey?
Sure, and this guy too.
Welcome to the first and last Award of the evening. This time, we couldn't really come together, when trying to figure out, so we decided to go with the Miscellanous Achievement Award.
And the nominees are:
For not stealing too many helicopters lately: Zolfie
For not shaving his beard in the last two days: StarzAbove
For not making a fool out of him- or herself: Gates McFadden
And the winner is... (drumroll...) ...it's... Oh, it's a Canadian.
MAA for short? lmao