If a newspaper wanted to do a story about you, what would the title be?

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For unholy remarks about ice hockey, I assume.

There is a party at Will's house. There will be food, drinks, and fireworks. You are welcome to bring the kids, but remember they are your kids. I'm not your friggin babysitter!

Cossack mauls serial killer.

A demented veteran mistook a parked helicopter for his brother's car.

@ZonkeyBalls A demented veteran mistook a parked helicopter for his brother's car.

Man with no previous piloting experience somehow lands helicopter in Lincoln Tunnel.

Strange golden fox spotted drinking coffee at dunkin donuts. Terrorist? Or Furriest?

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