Also by Zolfie+10If you tell someone that they can't do or have something, they then want to do it, or have it, even more, amirite?
Also about door, purpose, and lock+24What is the purpose of a lock on a glass door? If a robber or killer of some sort comes into your house to (g)rape/kill/steal from your family what do you think they're gonna say? Darn, This door's locked. And I know this won't break with the back of my gun, darn. amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+52All waste - no exceptions - smells bad, amirite?
Also about wall and purpose+18Its nice when your wall loses itss virginity to someone who doesn't do it for the sole purpose of taking your wall's virginity, amirite?
Also about door and lock+77If lock pickers can't tell if a door lock is locked or unlocked from the outside, it would be a smart idea to have 4 locks on your door and lock every other one that way if someone tries to break in every time they unlock one they lock another, amirite?
Also about door, wall, and lock+333At least once you've been a stall, and the lock on the door didn't quite reach the hole on the wall, therefore it was impossible to lock. amirite?
Also about turn, door, and lock+123Whenever you leave the house in a hurry, you start getting paranoid that you forgot to do some things, such as lock the door or turn the heater off etc... amirite?
Also about turn, door, and lock+15When you think about it, it's kind of odd that most things you open are "righty tighty, lefty loosey" but you turn the key right to open the door and left to lock it, amirite?