Also about man+86Who thought of the concept of Mario? Nintedo conffernce: We need a new game concept. Yes bob? Bob: Man I just had a vision. A fat Italian man saves a princess who is 6 feet taller then him from a lizard turtle and a gorilla in a tie! John: Bob did you have shrooms again? Bob: Aw man mario got mushroom helpers man! Ceo: Bob this could actually work. amirite?
Also about man+121When a grown man cries out of joy, it's breathtakingly beautiful. When he cries out of sorrow, it's heart-breakingly beautiful. The beauty is emphasized even more because society has made a man's tears seem weak, when in reality, it shows how strong he is for not caring about what society might think, amirite?
Also about man and choose+368The real difference in genders is which battles they choose to fight. A woman sees a dirty house as a challenge, and cleaning it is a victory, while the man couldn't care less. But a man sees the road as his adversary. He can't ask for directions, because being lost means defeat. Women just want to arrive at the destination. Interfering with the other's battles is the cause of all strife, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+60Cringe things are thing that are not funny enough. amirite?
Also about choose+57I didn't choose to lack the ability to make coherent thoughts, lack of ability to make coherent thoughts choose to make me lack the ability to make coherent thoughts, or something, amirite?
Also about man+257Since there's a Superman movie coming out called "The Man of Steel" and a Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight" they should name more superhero movies after the character's nickname. The next Spider-man movie should be called "The Web-Slinger", a Hulk movie can be called "Giant Green Rage Monster" and they should make an Aqua-man movie and call it "The Worst Superhero Ever: The Movie", amirite?
Also about animal+560Sometimes the animal cracker barely resembles the animal it's supposed to, amirite?