Also about missed and opportunity+11Whoever coined the phrase "dad bod" missed a golden opportunity. It should have been called a "father figure", amirite?
Also about missed and opportunity+256"Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, then leave a note saying, "sorry I missed you.", amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+8Cheetahs must have felt really ashamed when they found out the fastest thing alive was a blue hedgehog, amirite? More
Also about missed opportunity+92It feels like a missed opportunity that the word 'Palindrome' itself doesn't fit its own definition, amirite?
Also about missed and opportunity+390M. Night Shyamalan missed out on a huge opportunity when he called his movie 'Devil' instead of 'Hellavator'. He'll never get that chance again, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+6Gingerbread men are actually just as easy to catch as any other cookie, no matter how much smack they talk, amirite? More
Also about missed opportunity+169A missed opportunity is worse than a failed effort, amirite?
Also about missed and opportunity+433Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work, amirite?
Also by ThePrinceofWales+44These are bad jokes, amirite?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog. amirite?
Also about missed opportunity+61Naming the teletubbies the teletummies is such a missed opportunity. amirite?