Just Continuing The Logic, To See What Other Objects Do (Based Off Said Logic).
I have a half mind to sue my kitchen utilities for me being overweight.
The sentence is wrong, the intention behind it isn't. Some humans just shouldn't have access to objects that are specifically created to do damage.
Guns were created for one thing, and one thing only, to kill.
True, but are they killing someone that wishes you harm, or food, or people intent on taking your country by force, or to take what someone else has? It's all in the person holding the gun, not the gun.
We should have seen this coming.
In 2010 Woman's Day listed ten romances between people and inanimate objects. Those listed 'things' including the Berlin Wall, a fairground ride, a body pillow, a Nintendo video game character, a Volkswagen Beetle, the World Trade Center, a steam locomotive, an iBook and a metal processing system.
[I'd kind of like to meet the girl that romances steam locomotives.]
Socket wrenches hit people over the head
Exactly, and that's the socket wrenches fault!
Kind of obvious for those with a few brain cells left between the ears. :)
Clearly operating the items was the subject, and you don't need ownership of any of these items to operate them, and there are laws about operating cars.