I got up because I found a great series on Netflix.
Cause I had things to do! I do every day because of that.
Do you have that new printing press ready for a test run?
I have those plates you ordered.
I have plates for ten peso, five yen and one ruble notes... Should that do the trick?
I could've got you €100 plates, but you never asked me for the specifics... "The less I know, the better..." See, open communications are the point. No matter, if the Interpol is onto us. Canadian dollars and Euros aren't actual money, are they?
Colombians, again? Nah, my cousing Larry paid them off weeks ago. Have you seen Barry, though? I think he might still be in the woods... Barefoot.
Oh, it's the way old "reversed bullet catch" act, that you are rehearsing with him for that children's magic show... Great!
So, where will the trap door with the magical sinking equipment be located, then? At the docks? I knew it! Classical style! Concrete and locks without keys...
Nah, I just noticed the bill from the building company on your desk, as I was snooping through your other secrets. Who is Joanna, by the way?
Rooster told me to do so.
Rooster crows at you?
He is my hero. Just without the same awesome costume, that I am always wearing.
"awesome costume, that I am always wearing."
Tar and feathers?
No, that's my aunt, Phyllis.
She thinks she's a cuckoo clock. But her timing is exceptional.
My costume is mostly made out of guano. I'm Batman.
Aunt, Phyllis may think she is a cuckoo clock, but even a broken clock is accurate twice a day.
No, she's in a deep spiritual connection with one of the atomic clocks they use for the official time keeping on this planet. She's perfect to the merest fracture of a second.
I have an Aunt that's always on time and the amazing thing is, she doesn't even wear a watch.
Because that's what I do every morning.... laundry, meals to cook, bills to pay, etc.
Because certain problems don't solve themselves
I had to go to work.
Because I have a purpose driven life fulfilled in my children and career.
I had to pee.
I had to go in to work, to help support those who refuse to work.
I needed to pay a visit.. 😁
Cause I got a 10 he drive home and I ain't getting any closer while I'm in bed. 😊
Am I awake now? What year is this?
I was breathing, and awake, so had no better options really.
Because the cat had to pee
because I never slept the night before due to bad cheese
cause I couldn't go back to sleep.. too tired to stay awake, yet too tired to sleep at the same time