Also about dream and kid+74As a kid, being a vet seemed like a dream job. Then we found out they were the ones to de-testes and put down animals. Amirite?
Also about dream and kid+259It's normal for a kid to have a somewhat ridiculous life goal or dream, which they grow out of as they get older. But, it's kind of funny to see someone who is the opposite. For example, a person who wanted to be a dentist when they were little but, as an adult, plans to be a famous rapper, amirite?
Also about kid+644A teacher asks: "What book would you bring with you if you were stranded on a desert island?" The religious kid: "The Bible." The Emo kid: "Edgar Allen Poe Collection." The Hipster: "Oh, just some book you've probabably never heard about." The kid who thinks he's smarter than everybody: "Psh, 1984." The actual smart kid: "Guide to Being Stranded on a Desert Island..." amirite?
Also about dream+235We must be psychic. I mean how else could an entire dream build up to, and be about, an unexpected, random outside noise that only happens at the end of said dream, amirite?
Also about Life+7It's almost impossible to walk through a graveyard without picturing a bony hand popping out of the ground trying to get you, amirite?
Also about dream+319You've had that moment where you wake up after a really vivid dream thinking......wait....that was a dream right?..hold on what did i do yesterday.....no way i did that... amirite?
Also about dream and kid+707Its really awkward when your wife dies so this random chubby Asian kid walks up to you with a talking dog, trying to help you achieve your dream which is to fly away with your house tied to millions of balloons. amirite?
Also about dream and kid+442It would be cool if you could pick a genre of dream to have or certain things you wanted incorporated into the dream: "How about an action dream involving the overthrow of a government and a Bengal tiger?" or "I want a romantic drama on an Alaskan cruise with that hot kid from my English class.", amirite?