What do you sniff before buying?

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Perfume, candles.

@StarzAbove Perfume, candles.

Why? What difference does it make?

@ZonkeyBalls Why? What difference does it make?

I wouldn't buy something that didn't smell good.

@StarzAbove I wouldn't buy something that didn't smell good.

Fresh potatos smell pretty darn good.

Why aren't they making perfumes like that?!

@StarzAbove I doubt anyone wants to smell like a potato. lol

It's like Viagra, only with 10k times of more potency.

@StarzAbove I guess you would know more about Viagra than me. lol

Only thing standing up here is my brain. I brain, I brain, I brain potato. Potato brain... Not the Canuck though, he's worse off. He a mushed potato brain. Brain mush. Brain, no brainer there.

@StarzAbove Where is the Canuck?

John has cut the ties with me, as I've cut my ties with him.

Kasara is balancing the bridge over the river Kwai. She doesn't like me that much either, but at least she hasn't blocked me - yet.

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@Will_Janitor Christmas trees.

Just don't sniff too low, a dog may have been there.

A lot of things, but here's a few.

Pineapples...If it does not smell like pineapple, no sale.
Fish...If it smells like fish, no sale.

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Lol...The other is a finger?

@ZonkeyBalls Only if you have fingered a fish.

I video myself fingering fish and then post it on the internet.

@2782176

Germans do as well, I get it. I get it.

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No picture showed up. I'm betting it was a good one too. hello smilie

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@2781872

igifer.com is all I can see if I click on it.

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@2781876

Oh damn. I was thinking of your butt babe. Ha!

@Will_Janitor Oh damn. I was thinking of your butt babe. Ha!

Paul also sniffs his butt often enough, I've heard.

@2781854

I usually don't sniff Paul McCartney.

fragrances

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Tomatoes and most fresh fruits. If they don't have nice aroma, they are usually pretty bland tasting.

@Azlotto I do the same smell tests, but avocados often fool me.

Yeah, I buy them every week using the touch method. I pick out very firm avocados and keep them on the counter for a few days until they have just a slight "give" when pressed. I'm usually pretty lucky, but not always!

Bread, certain fruits. Milk, especially chocolate milk. The smell from that when bad is stronger and more pungent.

interestingly good question

I usually sniff the fuel tanks a bit, before taking off, just to be certain. Also, gives the pilot a proper buzz. I also smell animals in the local zoo, just to be certain, they aren't just dudes in costumes. Priceless Ming vases have a peculiar smell of "don't touch".

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