Also about god+284In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created men and rested. The God created women. Since then, neither God nor man has rested, amirite?
Also about god+492My god-fearing mother preaches that homosexuals are sick people who deserve to die and rot in hell for all of eternity but I'd like to think God really disapproves of all the hate she's spreading around. Amirite?
Also about god-508Christians who claim theirs is a peaceful god have obviously never read the Bible, which documents the thousands of people God killed and ordered killed. The Christian God is harsh and vengeful. He ordered the first born sons of all Egyptians killed at one point. That's right. God killed babies. He is not the god of peace. amirite?
Also about god+636"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?
Also about god+420Stop saying "That's why God invented (insert technology here)." No matter how many times you swear it, God did not invent the telephone. That was Bell. Amirite?