CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN? On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him. St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate. After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven". "Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" "You must be bloody joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple". "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
....now we know!! lol lol
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hahaha I appreciate your sense of humor. lol
lol Should I be afraid? lol
Most of my friends in reality are exactly like you, they say what they mean and don't mince words. They crack me up. They make life interesting. lol
That's a good way to be.... be who you are at all times. Welcome aboard.
You upvote your own comments?
Nope! Just sad is all.
I haven't downvoted you at all. Just your friend has been downvoting me. But I really don't give a rats ass.
Who's playing innocent? You know exactly to who I'm referring too. No, I don't care. Just let it go but you'll have to have the last word!

Oh yes I do! I am a nice guy most of the time but just don't put up with bullshit! So, leave me alone!
Get off my post then, you started this crap. And good riddance.
Thanks Jan. I have a lawyer in the family, and he's the one that sent that joke to me. lol
That's a beautiful dress....is there an upcoming wedding in your future?
You're funny! lol
I'm sure there are some, just might take longer to find one. lol
Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one, Starz!
Glad you enjoyed it. lol
LOL!!!
St. Peter should have asked his boss. Problem solved.
29 Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.
30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
—Matthew 22:29-30
sigh this is a joke. I'm aware of what the Bible says about marriage.... as do most people.
And my comment was a joke too. Read the first sentence over again if you didn't get it.
I got it, I just didn't see any humor in it....sorry!
That's ok... to each his/her own.