Also about Jokes & Humour+44These are bad jokes, amirite?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog. amirite?
Also about touched+56When you see your own blood, you are seeing the blood that has touched your own heart and brain. amirite?
Also by ThePrinceofWales+73There are some things you will never experience Amirite More
Also about touched+46If someone says don't touch that and then you shake their hand after they touch it, then you basically touched it, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+4Everyone has a hidden talent that only comes out when drinking tequila. Amirite?
Also about touched+628"These kids touched me, and I'm pretty sure I touched them too" is the best line that Jack Black says throughout the movie "School of Rock". Amirite?
Also about furry-19When cats stretch their back legs, they look as though they're wearing furry trousers. amirite?