Also about called+190If sea monkeys can be called that and look nothing like real monkeys, humans should be called land jellyfish, amirite?
Also about punishment+120Adams punishment fo sin was that he had to work hard in the fields and for Eve she'll have terrible pain from child birth BUT the snakes punishment, who fucks up everything remember, is that he must crawl on his belly for the rest of his days. Really God? Really? thats it? not really much of a punishment for a snake is it? I bet that snake just could not believe his rotten luck, Amirite?
Also about jail, punishment, and criminal+394The death penalty: Some argue that it would be greater punishment to make the prisoner wait life out in jail. But who does that really punish? The criminal, or the rest of society? People who spend life in prison don't magically poop out the funding they need to survive, they crowd the prisons, and that's just one more prisoner who has the chance to escape, amirite?
Also about called+114If a group of guys hanging out is called a sausage fest then a group of girls hanging out should be called taco time, amirite?
Also about called and jail+165The world is a giant version of a child's life. Other countries are your giant siblings with whom you always get into giant cat fights called wars. You have to do your big chore known as your job. And if you make a big no-no called a crime, then the big mommy known as the judge puts you in the big time-out known as jail, amirite?