Also about left+225Phrases such as "left-hand turn" and "right-hand turn" only exist because some people with bad spacial awareness have to look at their hands to figure out which way is right or left. Amirite?
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Also about left and stand+251How many gymnastics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb? Five; four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right..." amirite?
Also about left+1,052When watching shows like "I Survived" you can always tell when they're actually gonna get rescued by looking at how much time is left in the episode. Example: "I could see the plane in the distance and I was sure that they would see us" You look at the clock Thirty minutes left, “Dude, they’re not gonna see you, theres another half hour to fill”, amirite?
Also about left and stand+241In stand up comedian shows when they say, "we'll cut this out," it's always left in there, amirite?
Also about left and stand+281It would be horrible to your self-esteem if a person enters the bathroom while you just left your stall, and they go into the stall you were just in, but they come out with a countenance of horror and pure fear strewn across their face. All you can do is just stand there, quietly sobbing to yourself, "I'm a normal peson. I'm clean. I'm pure.", amirite?
Also about left and stand+196When you stand before God at the end of my life, you would hope that you would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." amirite?