Also about left and stand+24Don't pretend that you care about me if you don't. It's better to know where I stand than to be left hanging later, amirite?
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Also about left+13i <3 how guys are always complaining about how there are no good girls left... we're exactly where you left us... in the friend zone. amirite?
Also about left and stand+27It would be histerical if I left $50 in my will to whoever is willing to wear a grim reaper's costume at my funeral and stand by my grave completely silent. Amirite?
Also about left+1,051When watching shows like "I Survived" you can always tell when they're actually gonna get rescued by looking at how much time is left in the episode. Example: "I could see the plane in the distance and I was sure that they would see us" You look at the clock Thirty minutes left, “Dude, they’re not gonna see you, theres another half hour to fill”, amirite?
Also about left+10That Charmin Extra Strong commercial taught me that yes, it's possible bits of toilet paper can get left behind. I check every time now. Just kidding, who gets toilet paper left behind, amirite?
Also about left and stand+281It would be horrible to your self-esteem if a person enters the bathroom while you just left your stall, and they go into the stall you were just in, but they come out with a countenance of horror and pure fear strewn across their face. All you can do is just stand there, quietly sobbing to yourself, "I'm a normal peson. I'm clean. I'm pure.", amirite?