Also about teddy bears+173It would be really unfortunate if toddlers had superpowers. "No, Timmy, you can't have any more cand..." lazer narrowly misses and instead obliterates an entire building "...Snickers or Reese's?" They'd probably enslave us to do their every bidding, like changing their diapers. It would be like the Dark Ages except with a whole lot more M&Ms and teddy bears, amirite?
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Also about teddy bears+82Sometimes, life can offer you too much of a good thing, like teddy bears made from warm kitten tummies, amirite?
Also about puppy dogs+173Puppy dog eyes only look cute on puppy dogs, amirite?