Trying to blast a big fart!
Our JD, though try as he might,
Won't get his voyeur wish tonight.
//Although he might be some- //
Day part of a threesome,
The chance of its happ'ning is slight.
Waddaya mean, 'witch'?!
A fairy needs her privacy!
A stitch in time...?
tink how do you know ? mirrors on your ceiling?
There's more than one way to know...
I saw a little kid holding on to the edge of his dad's shorts as he was talking to a woman at the store, the kid fell down and took the shorts with him. I think that would make my faceturn red.
ha ha serves the guy right for having a kid in public
There does seem to be a passing resemblance...
In england? I don't think so
Death notice from December, 1842.
I didn't know you were quite that old, JD.
No, I meant how could the last of the Mohicans (John Uncas) have been your neighbor unless you were alive in 1842?
And living in Connecticut to boot.
But he didn't have a grandson. He was the last of the Mohicans, without issue.
Um, maybe not entirely without issue, but in that case, perhaps he shot blanks.
See, and now you have a drought.
You shouldn't have been so mean.
jd don't believe you.
anger,stress or too much wine
My face has been red for years, due to a skin conditition.
It might turn blue, after having a massive heart attack, though.
zonkey let us hope that won't happen.
my face almost never turns red. :p I'm arab, so the closest thing is a darker shade of tan. But at the same time, I can either get a suntan or sunburn, depending on which part of me I get it on. If it's on my face, I get tanned. If i get it on the back of my neck or front of my arms, then I get burned.
Funny tanor, I am so terrably white that I can't even get a tan anymore. Also I never get opportunity to be outside in the sun so no burns either.
Growing up I was very shy, and my face would turn red if someone even looked at me, but now if I've exercised too hard, or ran too far, my face will become beet red.
Starz I had the same thing. probably because you are fair skinned. One of the benefits of growing older is less blushing, for me at least not much can make me blush now.
That's true. I haven't blushed for a very long time. Being fair skinned I have to watch how long I spend in the sun for fear of sunburns, but if I take it easy, a little at a time, I usually acquire a great tan.
Starz I was a shy young lady as well. I don't think I blushed much nobody teased me like they teased others who showed weakness. Good thing I spent the summer after graduation tht some sisters who were hell on wheels, I learned how to talk to people after that.
I blushed a lot, and I was teased a lot....but I don't blush anymore. lol
Lying on the beach in the hot sun for too many hours