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If it's the end of the world, i dont need a thing.

I'm done stealing helicopters.

Now, stealing a whole military base, on the other hand...

It depends on the type of "end of the world" scenario we are engaging in.

We have the "HUMANS NO LONGER EXIST BUT THE EARTH NEVER DID ANYTHING" type of end, "THE EARTHLY WORLD IS GOING DOWN BUT WE CAN LIVE IN SPACE AND FIND ANOTHER WORLD" type of end, "ZOMBIES ARE GORGING OUR BRAINS OUT" type of end, "ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER" type of end, "ROBOTS ARE TOO SMART" type of end, "RADIATION KILLED 99/100 PEOPLE AND WE'RE THE ONLY SURVIVORS" type of end, "WINTER IS COMING" type of end, "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DANTE'S INFERNO" type of end, "GOD IS COMING TO DESTROY US BECAUSE WE'RE EVIL" type of end, and lastly, "WE'RE LIVING IN A CLICHE DYSTOPIAN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE" type of end.

I probably forgot some but you probably get the point.

Bottled water

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