Also about size and flies+527If mosquitoes were the size of crane flies, they'd be the scariest shit ever, amirite?
Also about size+224The "King" size candy bar is way more fun than the "fun" size, amirite?
Also about size+549You wish they could make "ultra-mega-size" with candy bars. Like reeses that is the size of your face, or butterfingers as long as your thigh. amirite?
Also about web and flies+307Time always flies when you're surfing the web. You get on your computer at 10:30, and the next thing you know it's 1:00 and you're wondering what you've been doing all this time. amirite?
Also about thieves and flies+634Not to be a bigot, but it's insufferable when you open up a bucket of KFC or slice a watermelon and there's practically a wave of black thieves running off with every crumb they can get a hold of. Just the sight of them is enough to make you lose your appetite. You spill a drop of Kool-Aid, and they swarm it worse than flies! It makes you wanna kill them on sight. Seriously, summer would be so much better without ants, amirite?
Also about size+150Women who are a dress size 14 or greater should not be called plus size. A more appropriate term would be positive size, amirite?