Let's talk about me. me Me ME MEEEE!! I am not getting any attention, so could we please talk about ME~ I need to hear how wonderful I am. Even if you know better. PLEASEEE my world is slipping away

Put down the crack-pipe and slowly back away from the window...
Everything is going to be all right...

We have a fresh bag of microwave popcorn...come get some.

Is this a fake post?

I hace a friend who feels that way, so no wonder he can't keep a girl.