Do you have a STUPID First or Last Name???

Names are a wonderful thing to have. Onomastics is a favourite hobby of mine, next to etymology. But sometimes, our parents get the bright idea to give names that don't seem to hold up... maybe they read a dictionary and randomly picked a word. My middle name is probably one of those. I like my first and last name, they're unique to only me. Unique names are fine, but unique doesn't always mean great. Heh.