Launder my work shirts
Mow the lawn
I usually try to visit my ex wife and fix anything or clean the pool for her about once a week. We're friends now and I like it that way.
Go out to dinner every Friday; shop for groceries every Saturday.
Wipe the crust off of the squeeze bottle of mustard..
Wake up on a Monday morning. :p
wash my hair - I have no oil in my body so once a week is all I need unless I have been to a mex restaurant then I need to wash out that smell.
Stay in bed for an entire day :D
Mow my lawn.
Bathe my dogs.
Cook my dog food.
Why would you eat dog food?
Eat pizza for dinner. :P
Buy gas for the vehicle...
Is it a helicopter?
Trying not to shit my pants every time I have a fart. Also, laundry.
That must be terrible...when laundry exits through there..
My arse is a high-tech Japanese washing machine.
Take it easy on the starch..
It hurts, if I spin more than 800 rpm.
Laundry, grocery shop, clean my house, visit with my kids, eat out.
Put the garbage out.