I went for my morning jog (gotta keep myself in shape, so the cookie monster, a.k.a. cancer, wouldn't catch me), wearing a pair of shorts with strings as the means to tie them up properly. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to tie the knot (had had a pee, before going out), so after a fifty metres/yards, my shorts fell down. Just as there was a mother with her child approaching. Quickly pulling my shorts up and tying the knot as tightly as possible, I just said: "Morning, m'am" and kept running.
I once didn't notice that I had a spear through my stomach. I only noticed it when I kept knocking things over to speak to people behind me. :P
I imagine that must have been a bit painfully awkward. :P
Only the part of taking it out :p but it's only as painful as a booster shot, no biggie!
Not a big fan of booster shots - Well, at least the sting indicates that you are alive. :P
Nahhh x3, it'd take a bigger spear for that. I got an iron stomach don't you know ;p
Ah - that's a convenient feature.
Is that bear staring at me? It is!
Looks pretty comfy!!
Shagfest 5000 Deluxe - comes with a creepy teddy bear.
Shagfest 7000 Ultra Deluxe - comes with a helping, friendly bear.
Thank you for sharing this story. :D It was a good example of how sometimes one needs to do a million little unforeseen things before finally getting a job over with.
You are not old. Everything else is just younger than you.
I could steal a couple of decades, just for the thrill of it.