Have you been through any awkward moments lately? Please share the story. :P

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I went for my morning jog (gotta keep myself in shape, so the cookie monster, a.k.a. cancer, wouldn't catch me), wearing a pair of shorts with strings as the means to tie them up properly. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to tie the knot (had had a pee, before going out), so after a fifty metres/yards, my shorts fell down. Just as there was a mother with her child approaching. Quickly pulling my shorts up and tying the knot as tightly as possible, I just said: "Morning, m'am" and kept running.

I once didn't notice that I had a spear through my stomach. I only noticed it when I kept knocking things over to speak to people behind me. :P

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@2803071

Is that bear staring at me? It is!

@2803071

Looks pretty comfy!!

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@2803122

Shagfest 5000 Deluxe - comes with a creepy teddy bear.

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@2803129

Shagfest 7000 Ultra Deluxe - comes with a helping, friendly bear.

@2802583

Thank you for sharing this story. :D It was a good example of how sometimes one needs to do a million little unforeseen things before finally getting a job over with.

@2802583

You are not old. Everything else is just younger than you.

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@2803064

I could steal a couple of decades, just for the thrill of it.

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