Yes divorved so long ago that yes I am single and expect to be so forever
She's a bit scary. I have to go back, hiding under the bed, now.
I had sex with a turtle last week, but that doesn't count, does it?
Well, it did remind me of you, so... Pretty enough.
You should, because that was sort of a rude answer. Unless you have the same four-year old sense of humor than most on this site has, including me, although I'm merely three.
Q: Why did Zonkey cross the road?
A: Because his pecker was stuck in a turtle.
That would make a great drama movie. I'm thinking Brad Pitt and Secret Santa.
I assume so.
Yup, probably gonna be single forever
Not at present.
Single is an acronym for: Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday.
Yep I like being single free to do anything I want.