Also about flowers+426If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies, amirite?
Also about wild+158It's strange that Artemis, the goddess of the wild, loves to hunt down and kill wild animals. I mean, you don't see Poseidon going around stabbing sharks with that trident of his, amirite?
Also about picked and wild+344Coming home, an acorn hit me on the head. And looking down where it fell, I found a penny from 1991. I picked it up, revealing a 4-leaf clover in the cracks. A door closed and I looked to see it was door number 7. Knocking on its wood, I noticed a playing card lodged there. Suddenly a wild woman emerged and threw a horseshoe at me, ripping open my shoe. I am so getting lucky tonight, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+7Finally, a way to pay for his wall, Trump just started shitting bricks. Amirite?