Also about friend+513Sometimes being a good friend means telling your friend to get the hell away from a certain person, instead of comforting them every time they get hurt, amirite?
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Also about friend and single+473What kind of friend goes, "He's single, you're meeting with him in two weeks. Whiten your smile." That doesn't sound like a good friend, amirite?
Also about Life+11Sometimes being alone the best feeling in the world..
Because you don't have to live with the constant insecurity of losing someone. You sleep alone and you wake up alone..without the fear of being cheated on, amirite?
Also about work and benefits-21Even though being a kid has its benefits, being an adult is more awesome. Kids are fed lies about how bad the next step will be (no late work is accepted, cursive is required, etc), but the next step is worth the pains. Most kids are chained to their parents, lack money, & have to do homework. If an adult chooses, then he doesn't have to do work on weekends. Adults choose their city, their house, their room, and even where they sleep in the room. Screw childhood. Being an adult is awesome, amirite?
Also about friend, single, and benefits+57Single people: If a moderately to very attractive really close friend of the opposite sex offered to become friends with benefits, you'd take it, amirite?
Also about friend+258People need to learn that it's possible to have a purely platonic opposite gender friend and that sometimes that friend is more awesome than any significant other can be, amirite?