ThePrinceofWaless avatar Jokes & Humour
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car keys or wallet which sends me back and makes me late.

Flat keys. Fortunately, I had my window open and I asked a much more agile youngster to hop in and open the door for me, which luckily was alright with him. Actually, I have done that twice, but the first time I had to wait until I got released from the drunk tank and then defecate behind a dumpster, since obviously I didn't have the keys on me. Had to call the managing firm for a maintenance guy to unlock the door for me, which obviously always costs a bit. I know, I'm an orangutan, in more ways than just one. The latest thing I forgot, was my wallet and that was about ten days ago.