Also about startled+348When your pet farts and looks around startled like it doesn't know what happened, it's like, "bitch, please. You totally know it was YOU," amirite?
Also about vegetation+289When you see a photograph of a place, it's weird thinking about how it will NEVER look that way again. The clouds, vegetation, light, and snow will always be a little bit different. The only evidence that it ever even looked like that is the photograph itself and the photographer's memory. It makes you wonder about all the times a place has looked a certain way and nobody took a picture or even looked at it, so it's lost to human experience forever, amirite?
Also about vegetation-12To the people who argue againts abortion because "it's murder": I think it's fair to assume that every last one of you is either a vegetation or a hypocrite, amirite?
Also by Azlotto-17Some people likeTed Nugent, some people don't.
If you do like him and/or his music, please post your favorite Ted Nugent tune.
Also about startled+12Sure, there are undercover cops, but what if there were undercover firefighters? What would they do? Prowl the streets, watching youngsters and careless passersby, until suddenly— "Son...," one breathes to a startled kid, grabbing his wrist, a lit match within it, "there is PINE STRAW here. Now be careful. I'm a fireman." amirite?
Also about Life+32Retiring when you're old and physically unable is like eating a dinner you don't like and then being too full for dessert, amirite?
Also about startled+365A fly drops 6 inches closer to the water in a pond which caused a fish to jump up to eat it; a bear to jump to catch the fish; a hunter to shoot the bear, which resulted in him leaving his lunch bag open; a mouse to swipe the hunters sandwich and a cat, which was running after the mouse, to get startled from the hunter's gun shot and jump into the pond. The moral of this story is that when a fly drops 6 inches, the pussy gets wet, amirite?
Also about startled+153It used to annoy you reading Goosebumps books how every chapter had to end with something "suspenseful" even if it was just the main character being startled by their mom tapping them on the shoulder or something. amirite?
Also about vegetation+67The order of creation is nonsensical. God created light, but didn't create the source of light until later. He created vegetation, but didn't provide a habitable environment for vegetation until later. It took him three days to create Earth, but only one day to create an infinite universe. amirite?