Whenever I meet a "Kyle" I always assume that they are a drug addict.
Despite how sophisticated Dale of Chip and Dale was, I've never met a Dale that wasn't a redneck.
You have. Her nickname comes from the ol' fishing story, called: "I used to call meself Dalemuffeschienttesbasket und California-getten-richthofen-lungspruchrtaassen."
I have never met a petite Bertha. :)
I know a lot of really nice Ryans.
I know quite a few high-t women named Andrea.
"Jerry Rig" means "Cob Job." It's steered me toward perfectionism.
franks usually are Curt
Every girl I ever met named Cinnamon, rides a pole for a living.
If his name is Chad, he's probably a frat bro.